I HATE SACHIN..!! :) :-)

YES., I HATE SACHIN..!!

        HERE IS THE REASONS:

#  SACHIN NEVER WAIT FOR THE UMPIRE'S DECISION
    'HE WILL WALK'
    IF
    HE OUTS..!!

#  SACHIN NEVER GIVE RESPECT
    TO THE SELECTORS OF MAN OF THE MATCH
    HE HIMSELF 'SELECTS AND GIVE IT TO OTHERS'..!!

#  SACHIN IS NOT A PERFECT SENIOR PLAYER
    'DISCUSS WITH THE JUNIORS'
    AND
    GO FOR A REVIEWS..!!

#  SACHIN NEVER MAINTAIN HIS DIGNITY
    ASKS 'SORRY' IN CENTER OF WICKET
    IF HE FAIL
    TO HEAR A CALL FOR TWO..!!

#  SACHIN IS NOT A MATCH WINNER
    'CAN'T WIN'
    EVEN 453 ODIs OR 177 TESTs
    HE PLAYED..!!

#  SACHIN IS NOT A BRILLIANT HUMAN
    REJECTED A 24 CRORE
    FOR HIS 'USELESS PRINCIPLE'
    AS NOT TO BE A BAD ROLE-MODEL..!!

#   SACHIN IS 'NOT A GOOD CAPTAIN'
     TO WIN EVERY MATCH
     WITH
     WORST TEAM-MATES..!!

#  SACHIN PLAYS A BRILLIANT INNINGS
    JUST BEFORE MY EXAMS
    AND
    'DOESN'T LET ME STUDY'..!!

#  SACHIN IS NOT A GOOD CITIZEN
    WHEN EVERYONE WANTS
    HIM TO REPRESENT HIS COUNTRY
    IN INTERNATIONAL T20
    HE SIMPLY SAID "NO"..!!

#  WHENEVER I CHOOSE A RESOLUTION,
    NOT TO BITE MY NAILS,
    SACHIN GETS INTO 90S
    AND
    I HAVE GOT 'NO OTHER OPTION'..!!

#  SACHIN IS NOT A GENUINE CRICKETER
    REJECT THE HONOUR OF DOCTORATE
    GIVEN BY THE UNIVERSITY
    SIMPLY BECAUSE
    'HE WANTS TO PLAY CRICKET'..!!

#  I'M AN ATHEIST
    BUT
    WHEN SACHIN GETS NEAR A MILESTONE
    'MAKES ME PRAY GOD'..!!

#  SACHIN MAKES THE WHOLE OF INDIA
    TO STAY AT THEIR EDGE OF SEATS
    DURING HIS BATTING,
    GOING FOR 'EVEN TOILET BREAKS IS DIFFICULT'..!!

#  WHENEVER I LOSE HOPE IN GOD,
    SACHIN PLAYS A STRAIGHT DRIVE
    AND
    'PROVES ME WRONG'..!!

#  SACHIN 'BANISHED' MY RATIONAL THOUGHTS
    AND
    MADE ME SUPERSTITIOUS
    IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY

#  MAKES EVEN STERN HEARTS
    'TO CRY'
    BY GETTING OUT
    AND
    BRING DOWN INDIAN ECONOMY TOO..!!

#  SACHIN IS GOING TO RETIRE
    SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE
    AND LEAVE HIS FANS
    ""ALONE""..!!!!

#  STILL LOT MORE REASONS
    TO HATE "SACHIN"
    BUT
    PLEASE SACHIN
    DON'T LEAVE ME FOREVER
    IN NEAR FUTURE..!!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
MY DEAR SACHIN I HATE U A LOT..!!!!!!!!!!!

-BY A DIE HARD FAN OF SACHIN-"GOD'S GIFT TO CRICKET..!!!!"

    - JOHN AARON PRABHU..!! :-) :)